It is in the Scene and you all are talking about it here, but I emailed the web guy about it and he said "NO and they were investigating why it was being advertised." So, please let's know the truth. Amen.

They aren't.

I do believe featuresgirl and myself confirmed there was no show in the other thread.

well god forbid she read any extra.

Ceeze, you're an asshole. Excuse me if I don't sit around reading The Features web site all damn day. You're probly that rude guy who is tall and stands up front and doesn't smile and doesn't dance.

well, that was slightly a bitchy thing to say for no reason....

haha, you might be right. Why is it that there is always some big guy with a big head and big neck standing in the front of every show I've ever been to (Features or othewise)... its like they seek out the shortest girl in the whole place and stand in just the position to block the view..

Ceeze is actually rarely in the front and not tall and lanky. I do, however, know of the guy you are talking about (I was beside him at the Knoxville show). I don't have a clue who he is.

nope, that's not ceeze.

Right, that's just a taller version of me.

Well, hmm.. I didn't see this until right now. I should have been sitting around reading the board all day like I normally do. Tall, rude, doesn't smile or dance, stands in the front? I'm afraid that's not me. Although, I am rude and I rarely smile. I'm also not much of a dancer. I suppose it could be worse, at least I'm not the really unattractive girl that tries (unsuccessfully at that) to look like Bettie Page while idiotically whipping her hair around.

Childishness aside, I guess I am an asshole. Good call.

Since Carl isn't around right now, I must say BURN!!!

Wow, that was a little harsh.

How often have they done the not play til June thing? I hope they break the pattern this year... I just got hooked and I don't think I can go that long!

Digsy- do you change your avatar/signature/member title every day?

(Edited by rachel1808 at 10:59 pm on Apr. 11, 2003)

it's just every other day......

Every day until May 20th...

"Could you vague that up for me?" ~Buffy Summers

why, whats May 20th?

It's the last episode of my favorite TV series, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." And I know that all you darn indie-rockers are snickering under your cool-cigarette-smelling-breath while you check the board in your undiscovered coffee shop that hasn't been tainted by high school emo-punk-brats, but I know that "Buffy" is one of the (if not the) smartest shows on TV. And to show my loyalty, I'm doing the geekiest thing ever: all Buffy avatars until the show's end. Heck, if they made Buffy t-shirts in sizes under XXL, I would definitely sport one (I actually do own an XXL one...) at the next Features show...whenever that is.

But yeah. And it's after midnight, so a new avatar I do have.

No, actually I would say what a prick!

They are called "bars."

in the 7 years i've known sugarplum i've heard her called alot of things, but never unattractive. and she tries to look like bettie page how? because she has bangs? i've never seen her in high heels and a corset, have you?

you must be hot shit to be saying someone who's not unnattractive is really unattractive.

sad

(Edited by sinasugarsick at 8:22 pm on Apr. 12, 2003)

no, ceeze is the guy that spends his time at features shows watching us and not the band. then he comes on the message boards and whines about it. he's the message board gnat, you either swat him away or ignore him. if he was the least bit intelligent he would've come up with something better than a superficial comment (that didn't even make sense) about the way you looked. but you can't insult someone's personality when you don't have one of your own.

and ceeze, don't even try that ugly bullshit with me. i may be bitchy, bratty, hateful, evil, but i know (as well as everyone else) that i'm hot. my worst enemies will even tell you that.

(Edited by sinasugarsick at 8:40 am on Apr. 14, 2003)

I couldn't agree more.

Hey, ceeze...she's not hot.

I assumed Ceeze was talking about the short girl with Bettie bangs who has really long hair in a ponytail - but I could be wrong - I've never seen any hair whipping from her, and she's not an unattractive girl. Sugarplum doesn't look like Bettie at all...

gnife

I sure hope that people don't confuse this description with me. I am tall, I don't dance (unless you count periodic convulsing), and I'm not sure if I smile or not. Anyway, if you see a tall guy, don't assume it to be the local asshole. I'm getting pretty self-conscious of this.

Yeah, I'm tall and have a thick neck, and I don't dance, but I do smile.

So yeah, Mr. Dawson, I know what you mean about the guilt feelings of being tall. Unless I'm there EARLY and claim a spot up front, I don't go to the front, because people get really pissed when the tall man moves in front of them. And I can totally understand that. But even if I get there early and get a spot up front, I still feel guilty about standing there because of bitches like sugarplum who complain that they can't see, when I was there first. It makes me want to just stay in the back.

it's good to know you're so smitten by yourself...

thanks for catching that.
what the hell is a knat anyway?

hahahahahahaha

digsy's opinion doesn't count. god's gift to hairy guys that haven't matured physically or mentally since 5th grade is still in his 'ew, girls are gross' phase. but hey, you don't actually see the girls swooning over him. or even around him.

if digsy was the least bit attractive- even the teeniest bit- i may have entertained the thought of being offended.

feel free to try again after you put your big boy britches on and someone points you in the direction of manhood or even good hair.

until then...

that's really a bit harsh, don't you think?

i mean... i thought he was just being goofy when he said you're not hot... not offensive.

oh the irony. thanks for being the epitome of mental maturity....

(Edited by Charlotte at 8:37 am on Apr. 14, 2003)

By the way, the Features show on Friday night was very good (as always). I really enjoyed seeing them again. They played "Moonlight" and "The Design," which I really enjoyed hearing. It reminded me of last summer... It was also nice to see some of you again. Did anyone get a full set list?

(Edited by Tom Foolery at 9:34 am on Apr. 14, 2003)

haha...perhaps the guys "swooning" in your general direction are actually stumbling drunk. digsy is a hairy guy, i'll give you that (shit, he'll admit that), but that doesn't mean that he's unqualified to say that you're not as hot as you might think.

(Edited by damon at 8:41 am on Apr. 14, 2003)

Okay, because my opinion matters the most to everyone here:

Sugarplum: very nice, fun, cute girl
Ceeze: Probably not as big of an asshole as his posts would suggest-- just quick to judge, but aren't we all?
Sina: Pretty hot, but sucks at basketball
Digsy: Seems like an alright guy to me. Sina obviously has a huge crush on him.
Tom Foolery: Smartass (I only mean that in the best of ways).
JamieCarroll: Very polite and very well-loved

Can't we all just get along?

agreed.

Of course I'm not that big of an asshole. You have to have a personality to reach those levels.

It was a lovely show with some really old and obscure numbers played. They struggled with Don't Lie To Me, but that could have been because they haven't had a lot of practice wearing the bunny suits in a while.

It was good seeing you there TF. I was shocked we were the only two there.

Okay, I think you misquoted me. Did I really say TF was a smartass?

Wait, I'm confused, was this before or after the Forget Cassettes show? It must have been after because Roger didn't look very tired.

I can't believe I missed it!!!

(Edited by carligula at 10:20 am on Apr. 14, 2003)

Cutting me down with stuff that I've already admitted to on the message board, classic. Why don't you try harder next time, eh?

Oh...and you still aren't hot.

MM, if she's who I think she is, sina seems pretty cute. but who likes a "hot" girl anyway? She has an attitude, yes but I think that it's rooted in emotional problems that she hides under her thick-ski...Oh, here she comes. SHHHhhhh.

TF, BrianW, Carl - yall scared the shit out of me.

It was nice to have the band to ourselves though. I couldn't believe that 50 Cent stopped by after his concert. He and his entourage were cool to hang out with. I wish we could've talked him into getting on stage with the Features. Maybe next time...

I couldn't get past the bouncer. I hate those 20 1\2+ shows.

and who the hell are you?

do you know me? nooooooo. so don't even try acting like you do.

now we'll just wait for keith's disclaimer about how you new people shouldn't fuck with me.

you forgot the part where i'm not as big of an asshole as my posts would suggest.

Oh... right...

i know, right!? it's all true, so why is your buddy damon trippin? he's trying to act like this is all brand new information. (pay a little attention, son.)
yeah, that was almost completely effortless. why should i try harder when i can basically copy and paste shit you've already admitted and still get damon's panties in a wad?
hahahahahahaha

digsy's opinion doesn't count. god's gift to hairy guys that haven't matured physically or mentally since 5th grade is still in his 'ew, girls are gross' phase. but hey, you don't actually see the girls swooning over him. or even around him.

if digsy was the least bit attractive- even the teeniest bit- i may have entertained the thought of being offended.

feel free to try again after you put your big boy britches on and someone points you in the direction of manhood or even good hair.

until then...

There's only one way to settle this....

Sina, I think you should post a picture.. your hottest one ever! Then start a new poll topic. We need more polls anyway.

Oh, I like that idea!

yeah...i hate those shows too. dirty bastards.

har har har

yeeeah, how'd you know?!?!
my personal involvement with the male hasn't exactly been kept secret. (the interpol thread, the 12th & porter show, and special thanks to rhinestone cowboy for stirring up shit re: ryan a.) so unless you have some details about my life that i don't know about, you're statement wasn't based on anything factual. instead of "burning" me, you just bore me.
but i didn't just say he was hairy. i also said he was immature in more ways than one and that he was unattractive. i didn't even bother to mention the power rangers bedsheets or buffy the vampire slayer. and considering the fact that you're equally as unattractive (if not more) as him, i'd say you're unqualified as well.

i like the buddy system you guys have going on. who's next?

Damon is just a good friend who is defending me much like you defended SugarPlum.

I worship him.

you do worship the almighty damon....its quite scary.

I'm just wondering when physical aesthetics became a central point on the features message board.

actually, there really isn't a comparison. damon's fighting for a lost cause because he's your friend. i'm not defending sugarplum, i'm just being honest. she'd still be attractive whether i liked her or not. and poohbeargirl's post is evidence of that.

Damon is very attractive.

Wait...I think I'm taking this into a different place...

eh. the opinion of an obnoxious drunk never held much merit.

I have to concur. I missed this post on the first go-round, and it ain't cool making fun of my friends or "Buffy"...so

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 6:59 pm on Apr. 14, 2003)

I'm wondering when everyone got something shoved up thier asses. Everyone is gettin all mean and defensive. I'm scared to post because someone might either bite my head off or find a bad picture of me and have the whole board criticize it.


And true. This entire argument had been over who is hotter and who is not allowed to call someone not hot because they aren't hot themselves. Sheesh.

Yeah, you can tell that summer is looming since the crazy arguements are beginning.

And I wouldn't worry about anyone biting off your head, Rachel. You (like JC) have never done anything to make anyone mad on this board. Plus I'm pretty sure that at least 75% of all of this is done in somewhat jest.

i hate all of you, and i wish a plague of frogs upon your families.

i'm the one you stumbled into drunk...remember......oh wait......

by the way, i might be a new person on the board, but i've been around the shows for awhile.....

and back off of damon...he's rather cute in my opinion...

oh yeah, i forgot this whole thread has been about who's hot and who isn't. if you don't think someone is attractive, that's fine. and if people don't think you're attractive, i'm pretty sure you'll live. not everyone is going to like you or me or digsy. just let it go, its a message board.

Shut up you high-school ho! We took this picture of you at the Vanderbilt show, and you're not very hot!!! Go back to playing with your Hello Kitty Doll.

...and the mood finally lightens! oh my god...laughing too much....gasping for breath!

rachel1808, you are clearly not hot, so maybe you shouldn't post here anymore since this messageboard is clearly about people who are hot...or people who are thought to be not hot discussing people they think are not hot, though other people may think that person may actually possess a varying degree of hotness (depending on which hot person you ask...who themselves may or may not be hot to all or some of the hot majority). hot hot. hott.

i've always said i'd rather be cool than hot...but i think i'd say differently in a snowstorm.

(Edited by HaveSomeSoma at 7:38 pm on Apr. 14, 2003)

That was very amusing.

hahahahaha

thank you yddd. nice job shiftin the mood. but who the hell is that?

(Edited by rachel1808 at 9:35 pm on Apr. 14, 2003)

The picture of you came compliments of hotornot.com

TF and I looked through several pictures unti we found the best.

jesus. i wonder if she really thinks shes hot.

i'd so do you, rachel.

hotornot.com is one of the most entertaining sites ever.

She looks like these twins I went to high school with...but better.

I bet Genius Girl knows who I'm talking about.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 9:00 pm on Apr. 14, 2003)

Whoa there chief... some of us amphibians are rather nice... or poisonous... you decide.

Dude, that's illegal.

Its okay, TF. He didn't know. It's not his fault, I mean, who could resist that hot bod? He just couldn't handle all the sexy.

People, people. We must get back to the topic at hand. Although I really can't remember what that topic might be. It is either, A)Are the Features playing at the Blue Sky Court, or B)I am an asshole.

(Edited by Ceeze at 10:41 pm on Apr. 14, 2003)

I pick B. Ceeze, you are an asshole. You started six pages of bitching (not to mention a seperate thread in General!) all because of one smartass remark.

C ) Rachel, the dirty skank, is in dire need of a makeover.

(Edited by YaDaDaDa at 9:44 pm on Apr. 14, 2003)

You treat your ugly students like that YDDD?

If at the next show you notice that Rachel's makeup is caked on quite thick it's probably because YDDD has forced me to prove how much I DONT look like that.

If you don't, then why would you need any make-up at all?

For the record, I'm pretty sure I saw Rachel at the Vandy show, and she does not at all resemble that scary girl at all.

She's much worse.

Kidding.

ok. well, maybe I wouldn't.


that pic is just so hot, though.

officer, i swear she told me she was thirty!

(Edited by deathscythe257 at 8:10 am on Apr. 15, 2003)

eight year olds, dude...

... and, judging by her picture, possibly mentally handicapped as well.

what a killer combination.....

if only we could get her drunk... i mean.. uh.

man, I was so confused when I read this post. I thought Ceeze was defending Sugarplum, and then Sugarplum said Ceeze was an asshole, so I didn't get it. I thought Ceeze would clear this up, but then he admitted he was an asshole, so I'm guessing he wasn't defending Sugarplum. Did anyone else get confused here?

Not until now. Crap, I think you're right.

hey guys

im still here

couldn't you read this as "well god forbid that she (sugarplum) read any extra."? plus, when he mentioned some ugly girl, I didn't think the was referring to sugarplum there. I'm reading these posts so differently.

He was definitely referring to Sugarplum (or at least one half of Sugarplum).

I thought he was referring to Sugarplum... (for the "god forbid she read any extra" and the ugly thing.

I forgot what I was referring to since I didn't really deem it that important. Regardless, I am an asshole.

I got some vodka. Want any???

if you are talking about these twins from ghs...

me and genius girl have a long running joke all about them.

Maybe I should bring some of these jokes along to the next show and show you how far this joke has went.

We are so low..

Sadie I hope your talking about the same twins that Misguided and I know about! Lol it's just sad how far I have taken the common crack ... I haven't said anything in a while though.

Oh, I'm sure we're talking about the same ones. I would love to hear the joke.

Well, for one we kind of combined the two of their names because why bother distiguishing between the two. Emily + Kim = Emkim short quick and no confusion. i just can't bare to get into the hardcore jokes over the internet.. it would only sound elementary and all retarded... plus I have a wierd sense of humor. Like for example I can take a 1 minute joke and I can find humor in it like 20 mins later I'm just chuckling away, or random crap just pops up in my head to add to it, it's a disease or something... I just stop going on about now...

(Edited by Genius Girl at 4:50 pm on Apr. 24, 2003)

You forgot: you also have no personality and are too hairy and have a thick neck and are a pedophile with a special penchant for underaged "special" girls. Or maybe I'm mixing things up....

No, that's all me.

...and you weren't down for a threesome

I shall never forget the night that Ceeze got hit on by two ladies in Chattanooga and refused them both. You've got class, Ceeze...They were sketchy characters.

HA! That's great.