Britney Spears today announced that her marriage to N'Sync pop gimp Justin will not take part in the traditional setting of a lovely church. Instead the pop slut wants the wedding to take place inside a giant 70ft cast iron, riveted replica of her face, with real moving eyes 'like a big monster.' Spears has said that nothing else will show how much she loves Justin, than the giant iron face church, although Justin seems to think that she's just gone a little bit too far, 'Yeah, I think she's gone a little too far, but hey, that's my girl. I suppose it will be a little less expensive than the mechanical, gold plated robot father that  
she wanted to build, to lead her up the aisle. And she did step down from wanting to get married on the moon, naked. We'll just have to see if she's really serious about this idea.'

But baby faced Justin is in for a surprise as Britney is not only serious about this idea, but she never really let go of those previous far flung out plans either. I went to speak to her in the shower, 'Well basically, and don't tell Justin this though, but we're still gonna get married naked, on the moon, and I'm gonna have that gold plated mechanical robot father built for me, and it's all gonna take place inside the 70ft cast iron replica of my face, with real moving eyes. It's gonna be so ace!' I asked Britney what her real dad thought about being replaced by a mechanical, gold plated robot father, she seemed indifferent, 'Well basically it's his problem, I asked him if I could get him gold plated, and if he could act like a mechanical robot father, but he said that the molten gold burnt his arms, so I just said that I would have to replace him. My mom says that she hasn't seen him for about four months since I told him, and the Police say he's probably dead, but hey, I'm getting married naked, on the moon inside a 70ft cast iron replica of my face with real moving eyes like a big monster, what the fuck do I care?'




(Edited by blightman at 8:38 pm on April 1, 2002)

very funny