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DigsySlattery

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North Korea!
« on: May 26, 2009, 02:03:20 PM »
So North Korea's been testing nukes and talking smack about Obama. Anyone worried? What are the odds of them blowing us up unexpectedly?

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Re: North Korea!
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 03:22:08 PM »
What are the odds of them blowing us up unexpectedly?
As I understand it, the chances are pretty slim.  I don't think they have a missle that can deliver a bomb all the way over here.  Our friends in Japan and South Korea, however, may have more cause for alarm.
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Re: North Korea!
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 03:48:53 PM »
So, are we absolutely positive that "duck 'n cover" wouldn't work? What if you have a lot of arm hair?

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Re: North Korea!
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 03:59:25 PM »
I'm getting in my fridge. Good thing it's empty!

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Re: North Korea!
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 05:36:27 PM »
If a nuke is launched, I've heard that the correct position to take is to get down on the floor cross legged, and push your head as far down between your legs as possible.  That way you at least have an opportunity to kiss your ass goodbye!
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Re: North Korea!
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 05:45:49 PM »
the countdown to 2012 begins...

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Re: North Korea!
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2009, 05:59:14 PM »
so they have some nukes... who's going to miss southeast asia, really?
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Re: North Korea!
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 06:05:07 PM »
the countdown to 2012 begins...

I DVRed a special about 2012 and Nostradamus, it's just sitting in my DVR now...mainly because even though I'm fascinated by predictions and all that, I am also easily depressed and freaked out when it comes to apocalypse stuff. It's why I don't watch anime.

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Re: North Korea!
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 06:38:59 PM »
you don't watch anime because it has to do with the apocalypse?  ???
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Re: North Korea!
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2009, 07:21:34 PM »
you don't watch anime because it has to do with the apocalypse?  ???

I don't watch animes because the couple I tried to watch dealt with the apocalypse or post-apocalypse. Oh, early 90s Sci-Fi channel. You ruined it!

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Re: North Korea!
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2009, 10:38:52 PM »
you should watch akira.

i swear it's not about the apocalypse.



also, ray davies should watch sleepaway camp ii because there are no skeletons in it.
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Re: North Korea!
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2009, 11:49:06 PM »

also, ray davies should watch sleepaway camp ii because there are no skeletons in it.

There are plenty of bones in it.

Or boners.